Anonymous asked:
one time i had hiccups for a solid few hours at a wedding i’ve never felt like such a failure
pukicho answered:
Bride and groom under their breath: “We should kill him, we should fucking kill that hiccup guy”
if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere
why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit